skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via 1nd2rd3st)

"

A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars.

Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go.

"
- E.E. Cummings (via wordsthat-speak)

(via cross-dressingsatanlobster)

why the heck am i wide awake i feel so bad every time i move like im gonna wake up my roommates but i cant not move i needa run a few laps honestly

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

(via maryyannneeee)

mymissus:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

#we don’t deserve you

(via kelseyamadeus)

(Source: sleepyblob, via swag420yolo)

    *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
    me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
    ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
    me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
    ariana: ouch!
    me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master

menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

(via juxtapositivity)

starlingchildgazingatthestars:

jedavu:

Artist Creates Incredible Realistic Drawings On Wooden Boards by Singapore artist Ivan Hoo

What sorcery is this?! O_O

(via tumorsandmusic)

moremusiic:

Hold On We’re Going Home | Arctic Monkeys Cover

(via chlckennugget)

(Source: northgang, via onlinehannah)